tomhiddlestonswife:

i wonder what marketing for penile cancer would look like?

“I LOVE PENIS”

“SAVE THE PENISES”

“SAVE SEX”

and if women wore some of their shirts or bracelets, they would be seen as whores or sluts or asking for it, maybe even resulting in rape, but when men wear “save the boobies” or “save second base” shirts, they are applauded for caring about a human being by yet again sexualizing a serious illness.

HOW UNSETTLING IS THAT.

(Source: faineemae, via hiddlesbatchlove)

nishlo:

once a deer broke into my school and it was just walking around the hallways for like an hour and nobody did anything about it

(via acrackinthetardis)

who-locked-starkid:

omwg i cant stop laughing at this gif

when hes just standing there it looks like he doesnt have that much hair

then he falls and its like 

MY HAIR WILL FLOW IN THE WIND AND BECOME A MOHAWK  

(via eviltrickster)

When I was in third grade I was at this rest area and I opened a stall door and there was this English lady going to the bathroom and she said “I beg your pardon” and I ran away

guys i feel as ignored as

• a white crayon
• the first piece of bread
• internet explorer
• the terms of agreement
• 18+ warning
• Kevin Jonas
• the fourth girl in spring breakers

(via skulllsandroses)